I should have done this a long time ago. In fact, I don’t know why I hadn’t thought of it! On average I spend about $1,000 in the movie theater annually. Now really, it’s a lot more than that. That is just under the price of paying ten dollars per ticket twice a week for a year. I do watch a lot of movies, I enjoy supporting that industry. I’m the reason why we keep having these stupid spoofs like Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans, because I think those movies are humorous and pay money to go see them. So I’ve decided to create this page in order to share my obsession and reviews of movies that I watch. I’m mainly going to go with current ones I’ve seen, but I may from time to time talk about an old movie that I have recently re-watched.

Please keep in mind that these are reviews, not summaries and may or may not contain spoilers. I will try to keep the spoilers to a minimum and give ample warning before I let something slip.

Ok, hopefully you bastards read this before reading the reviews so as to avoid confusion.  In an effort to not have a lot of spoilers I have typed them in white font on a white background.  The only way to see it is to highlight the text.  Look for the white space between the two “SPOILER ALERT!!” signs.

Now for each movie I will also add a rating between one and five stars.  This is not how good or bad the movie is.  This is more of a rating of how much I enjoyed watching the movie.

¤ = Why was I dragged to this piece of shit?  Ex: Random Hearts, Maid in Manhattan

¤¤ = Wasted my money and my time.  Ex: Deja Vu, Are We There Yet?

¤¤¤ = Yeah it sucked, but I ain’t pissed that I saw it.  Ex: Scary Movie 4, 2 Fast 2 Furious

¤¤¤¤ = Would recommend for others to watch.  Ex:  Black Mask, The Ninth Gate

¤¤¤¤¤ = Great movie, definitely a must see.  Ex: Crank, Bad Boys II